Don't fall out of that tree--you'll break your neck!
Don't cross your eyes--they'll stay like that!
Don't play your music so loud--you'll go deaf!
Don't eat all that candy--your teeth will fall out!
Don't bite your nails--you'll get sick!
Don't go near the lawn mower--it'll cut your toes off!
Don't stick your tongue out--a bird will poop on it!
Don't pet that strange dog--it'll bite your hand off!
Don't run with that stick--you'll put your eye out!
Don't fall off your bike--you'll crack your head open!
Don't play with those scissors--you'll cut your finger off!
Don't hang your arm out the car window--it'll get cut off!
It's amazing I grew to adulthood with all my parts intact.